An out-of-work actor gets a call from his agent one day.
"I got you a job. It's a one-liner."
"That's okay!" replies the actor, "I've been out of work for so long I'll take anything. What's the line?"
"Hark, I hear the cannons roar," says the agent.
"I love it!" says the actor. "When's the audition?"
"Wednesday," says the agent...
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A guy travels to LA to audition for a movie and finally get his big break
His plane lands and he gets a call from his agent saying "Quick! Book the first flight back to New York I got you a part in a play!" Guy says "Great, when is it?" Agent says, "tonight is opening night, I'll email you the script. The part you are playing only has one line." The guy is disap...