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What's 7 inches long and starts with a P?

A .

Driver: old man where are you going?

old man: I'm going to Sta Cruz

Driver: You're going home late tonight

old man: Yes, I went to the airport to pick up my grandson from Saudi

Driver: Oh, it's good and you caught up with me, so I'm going home too

old man: yes.. wait grandson, do you like peanuts?

Dri...

Where do pirates get their coffee?

StaRRRRbucks

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A guy had a girlfriend named Windy. He had tattooed her name on his .

So, he goes to a bar one day and visits toilet to pee. There's a black guy in next Urinal. He unintentionally peeks at black guy's .

He sees that black guy also has a tattoo on his that reads 'Windy'. The guy is shocked.

Hey, look I also have tattooed Windy on my . I...

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