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Small Arm Jokes

I buy my guns from a guy called T-Rex

He’s a small arms dealer.
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Where would you store a T-Rex on a submarine?

Inside the small arms locker.
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3 guys walk into a bar...

3 guys walk into the bar, and soon begin a competition.

The first man says, "I have small arms, I bet I have the smallest arms in the world!"

The second man carries on, "I have tiny feet, I bet I have the smallest feet in the world!"

The third man stands up proudly, and announce...

Why do T-Rex’s only sell handguns?

Because they’re small arms dealers
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What is T-Rex's favorite class of weapons?

small arms
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"Where'd you get that gun?"

"This? I got it from T-Rex"

"T-Rex?"

"Yeah he's a small arms dealer nearby"
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I sell prosthetics for children...

I'm a small arms dealer
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A man went to a black market dealer,

He asks the seller,

"Yo I heard you can get me a glock, can I have one?"

The guy says,

"what have people told you about me?"

He replies "you're a small arms dealer"

*pushed the mutilated child arms back into the van*

"kind of yeah"
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I once met a T-rex who was working at a casino.

He said he was hiding out from the cops.

I think he was a small arms dealer.
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What do you call a shipment full of military issued t-rexes?

small arms
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What does a redneck and a Tyrannosaur have in common?

They both love their small arms.
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Names T Rex and I can meet your needs for handheld weaponry​...

I'm kind of a big deal in the small arms trade
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Why did T-rex have to register with police?

He was a small arms dealer.

I'm very sorry, I'll show myself out.
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What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer?

...mainly SMALL ARMS.
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I heard the military is assembling a crack squad made up of all T-Rexes

Makes sense - I hear T-Rexes are small arms experts!
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The only thing worse than having a small penis...

Is having small arms.

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Why can't the T-rex do any push ups?

Small arms? No it's because dinosaurs are extinct you dumbass.

A couple of dwarves got arrested...

A couple of dwarves got arrested in London the other day.

They got charged for possession of small arms.
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