He tells the bartender “ZZZZ I’m a cat ZZZZ I’m a cat.” The bartender says “Yes sir you are.” The sleepwalking dog leaves and a patron says “Why did you agree with him? That dog’s not a cat!!” The bartender replies “You gotta let sleeping dogs lie.”
What happened to the Jewish sleepwalker?
Recently decided to start sleepwalking
So far so good, it's been a walk in the dark
say what you want about sleepwalkers...
At least they always follow their dreams.
A father gets a phone call from his son's teacher
A father is at work when he gets a call from his son's teacher. "Hello Mr. Johnson, I was in the middle of a lecture today when your son just got up and left the room without a word. I'm very worried about him, is he alright?"
The father just laughed and said "oh you have nothing to worry ...