Sleeping On The Job Jokes - 5 Hilarious Sleeping On The Job Jokes

What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job?

A Dream Team.

Boss: "If I catch you sleeping on the job again, you're fired!"

Me: "I understand. Won't happen again."

Boss: "Now go inventory the sheep."

Me: "Oh no!"

A small joke I remembered

Boss: if I find you sleeping on the job one more time, you're fired!

Employee: sorry boss

Boss: ok, now go and do the sheep inventory

Employee: oh no

Did you hear about the crematorium employee who took a nap on a gurney during his break?

He got fired for sleeping on the job.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

How the Seven Dwarfs got their names..

Miss Snow White was a randy cow
And desperate for a fcuk,
So off she went into the woods
To try and get some luck.

She’d almost given up looking
When she saw some chimney smoke,
Then she stumbled on the cottage
And went on in for a poke.

Her clothes came off in second...

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