Sleeping On The Job Jokes - 4 Hilarious Sleeping On The Job Jokes

What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job?

A Dream Team.

Boss: "If I catch you sleeping on the job again, you're fired!"

Me: "I understand. Won't happen again."

Boss: "Now go inventory the sheep."

Me: "Oh no!"

A small joke I remembered

Boss: if I find you sleeping on the job one more time, you're fired!

Employee: sorry boss

Boss: ok, now go and do the sheep inventory

Employee: oh no

Did you hear about the crematorium employee who took a nap on a gurney during his break?

He got fired for sleeping on the job.

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