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Sixth Sense Jokes

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Dogs have a sixth sense.

A Man is hanging out by the river, watching people walk across a bridge, when a little shaggy dog walks up to him. Out of nowhere, the dog says

“Hey, did you know that we dogs have a sixth sense?”
“Really?” The man says
“Sure. That’s how we know when there are storms coming. That’s how...

What do the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?

Icy dead people.

It's a sixth sense

I can usually tell how uncomfortable a person is just by hugging them for 18 minutes.

Sixth sense

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers, which she ended by saying “God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma, and good-bye grandpa.” Father said, “Why did you say good-bye grandpa?” The little girl said, “I don’t know, daddy. It just s...

The Sixth Sense really shocked me.

Bruce Willis with hair?!?!

What do Logan Paul and the kid from The Sixth Sense have in common?

Their careers ended after seeing dead people.

Kid from The Sixth Sense asked to comment on Game Of Thrones and he described it with one sentence.

"Icey dead people"

A guy told his friend "do you want to hear an edgy joke"?

His friend started laughing immediately.

"Hold on," said the guy, "I haven't told it yet. You don't even know if it's going to be funny. It might be offensive."

"I'm sure it's going to be funny" his friend said, still laughing. "I've always had a sixth sense of humor."

A guy wearing full camo sneaks into a bar

He tip-toes his way through the few customers idling about and tries to sneak behind the counter, but an invisible force violently pushes him back.

Realizing he's somehow been detected, he tries to escape from the bar only to be thwarted by another stern shove blocking his exit.

The ba...

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