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Sikhs Jokes

I'm a Sikh and really tired of hearing "sikh" puns on any post related to Sikhs

I'm sikh of this joke.

Juan, a prison warden, decided a group of sikhs (4 or 5 of them) should be released for good behaviour.

The occasion was mentioned in the newspaper: “Juan to free four, five sikhs”
I’ll be here all week.

What's the most religious number?

Sikhs.

How many guys wearing turbans does it take to change a light bulb?

Sikhs.

Bollywood wants to make a movie called India Jones

In it, he Sikhs the Holy Grail

A large Indian family walks into a restaurant

It was a party of Sikhs

The news is talking about the prison sentences of nearly half a dozen turban-wearing men who committed some minor felonies

"One to Three for Five Sikhs"

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