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At first I thought one side chick was enough

But now I'm having second thots.

what do you call it when your side chick tattles on you?

A Hotel.

If god made Eve from Adam’s rib…

Does that make Eve his side chick?

How many is a couple?

I thought it was 2 but my boyfriend thought it was 3. Lucky for me his side chick thought it was 2. Anyway now he's our ex and we couldn't be happier!

Roses are red, violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentines Day...

...the side chick is you.

My friend works in construction and he’s the biggest womanizer I know

He’s got his girlfriend, a side chick and a backhoe

Why did the unfaithful chicken cross the road?

To get to his other side chick.

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