There was a brothel and the workers were all dwarfs. It was losing business though, as the main gigolo had an issue with premature ejactulation

I guess it was just a shortcoming

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What did the gigolo with diarrhea say?

I can't tell if I'm cumming or going

Which city has a lottery with a prize of free gigolo services?

Chicago. It's known as the Win D City

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If men who have sex for money are called gigolos,

Are men who have sex for free working pro boner?

What did the duck say to the gigolo?

Put it on my bill.

What do Inspector Clouseau and a gigolo have in common?

They're both Peter Sellers.

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A woman walks up to a gigolo in a bar.

She asks him his name. He says, "oh darling, you can just call me gamete." "Gamete, Why do you go by that?" She asks. The gigolo looks her up and down, winks and says, "sex sells."

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Did you hear about the punctual gigolo?

His whole day runs like cockwork.

What do you call a cheap gigolo

A quarter pounder

How does a gigolo introduce himself?

"Hi, I'm meat to please you."

Richard Gere stars in American Gigolo.

...maybe it would be more appropriate if it starred Peter Sellers instead?

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What do you call a gigolo you don't pay?

A Free Willy.

Gigolos are same as pentesters

They both get paid to get inside.

I feel like a gigolo

A lady came to the shop with her front license plate hanging off. I put in a couple of screws and she gave me $10.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigalo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.

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A famous surgeon...

...is taking patients, one at a time.

First one comes in:

-Doc, I got a problem. I am a professional discus thrower, but recently I lost both my hands in car accident! Help me, Olympic games are just next month!

-Sorry to hear it, but we don't have male hands right now, only f...

Euro stereotypes - classic

What's the difference between Heaven and Hell?

In Heaven:
the English are the cops; the French are the cooks; the Swiss are the bureaucrats; the Italians are the gigolos; the Germans are the mechanics.

In Hell:
the English are the cooks; the French are the bureaucrats; the Swiss...

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