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Gigolo Jokes

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What did the Gigolo find between his 80 year old clients’ breasts?

Lint in her belly button!

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What did the gigolo with diarrhea say?

I can't tell if I'm cumming or going

what do they call a gigolo from Czechia?

A stimulus check

What do Inspector Clouseau and a gigolo have in common?

They're both Peter Sellers.

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If men who have sex for money are called gigolos,

Are men who have sex for free working pro boner?

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A woman walks up to a gigolo in a bar.

She asks him his name. He says, "oh darling, you can just call me gamete." "Gamete, Why do you go by that?" She asks. The gigolo looks her up and down, winks and says, "sex sells."

Gigolos are same as pentesters

They both get paid to get inside.

What did the duck say to the gigolo?

Put it on my bill.

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Did you hear about the punctual gigolo?

His whole day runs like cockwork.

I feel like a gigolo

A lady came to the shop with her front license plate hanging off. I put in a couple of screws and she gave me $10.

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What do you call a gigolo you don't pay?

A Free Willy.

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A manager goes to pay for the stay of an employee at the hotel

A manager goes to pay for the stay of an employee at a hotel.

\- All right, it will be 70 euros for the stay, said the receptionist.

\- Very well, here is the money, answered the manager.

\- Uhm, actually your employee also used our mini bar which will be another 50 euros.
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My Cake Day penis joke:

A guy goes to the beach for vacation, and he really wanted to impress the ladies on the beach. He worked out a bunch, tanned in advance, and bought a tiny banana hammock bathing suit for himself.

Each day, he put on his tight budgie smuggler and began walking the beach, smiling at the bathin...

What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigalo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.

Euro stereotypes - classic

What's the difference between Heaven and Hell?

In Heaven:
the English are the cops; the French are the cooks; the Swiss are the bureaucrats; the Italians are the gigolos; the Germans are the mechanics.

In Hell:
the English are the cooks; the French are the bureaucrats; the Swiss...

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A famous surgeon...

...is taking patients, one at a time.

First one comes in:

-Doc, I got a problem. I am a professional discus thrower, but recently I lost both my hands in car accident! Help me, Olympic games are just next month!

-Sorry to hear it, but we don't have male hands right now, only f...

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