Gigolo Jokes - 12 Hilarious Gigolo Jokes

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What did the Gigolo find between his 80 year old clients’ breasts?

Lint in her belly button!

what do they call a gigolo from Czechia?

A stimulus check

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If men who have for money are called gigolos,

Are men who have for free working pro ?

What do Inspector Clouseau and a gigolo have in common?

They're both Peter Sellers.

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A woman walks up to a gigolo in a bar.

She asks him his name. He says, "oh darling, you can just call me gamete." "Gamete, Why do you go by that?" She asks. The gigolo looks her up and down, winks and says, " sells."

What did the duck say to the gigolo?

Put it on my bill.

Gigolos are same as pentesters

They both get paid to get inside.

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What do you call a gigolo you don't pay?

A Free Willy.

I feel like a gigolo

A lady came to the shop with her front license plate hanging off. I put in a couple of screws and she gave me $10.

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My Cake Day joke:

A guy goes to the beach for vacation, and he really wanted to impress the ladies on the beach. He worked out a bunch, tanned in advance, and bought a tiny banana hammock bathing suit for himself.

Each day, he put on his tight budgie smuggler and began walking the beach, smiling at the bathin...

What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigalo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.

Euro stereotypes - classic

What's the difference between Heaven and Hell?

In Heaven:
the English are the cops; the French are the cooks; the Swiss are the bureaucrats; the Italians are the gigolos; the Germans are the mechanics.

In Hell:
the English are the cooks; the French are the bureaucrats; the Swiss...

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