Short Term Memory Jokes - 18 Hilarious Short Term Memory Jokes

If smoking Marijuana causes short term memory loss,

what does smoking Marijuana do?

My mum suffers with short term memory loss

Hope it doesn't run in the family because my mums got it too

Studies have shown that smoking weed causes short term memory loss.

Next thing you know they'll be saying smoking weed causes short term memory loss.

An elderly couple see a doctor about how to deal with their short term memory loss.

The doctor says to help them remember certain things they should write it down on a piece of paper. One night the couple is watching TV, when the husband starts walking to the kitchen. His wife asks "Can you bring me some strawberries?"

"Sure."

"Aren't you going to write it down so you...

i went to a support group for short term memory loss

the host said: "good evening, you're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room"

Short term memory loss

A doctor told his patient, “There’s good news and bad news. The bad news is, you have partial short-term memory loss.”

The patient said, “Oh no, Doctor. What’s the bad news?”

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I once was told that having a large penis has the side effect of affecting your short term memory

So did I tell you that I was told that having a large penis has the side effect of affecting your short term memory?

Apparently smoking cannabis can affect your short term memory

Well if that’s true, what do you think smoking cannabis does?

Hey, you want to hear a short term memory joke?

Hey, you want to hear a short term memory joke?
Hey, you want to hear a short term memory joke?
Hey, you want to hear a short term memory joke?

What do you call a show about two cokeheads with short term memory loss?

Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Listen, because I won't tell you again - I'm suffering from short-term memory loss.

Ah, and one more thing - I'm suffering from short term memory loss.

r/jokes is like a guy with short term memory loss.

No matter how many times you tell him the same joke, he'll still laugh like he's hearing it for the first time.

Study says that 1 in 3 people suffers from short term memory

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My grandmother was recently diagnosed with dementia, so she has no short term memory.

Which really puts a damper on the make-up sex.

How many short term memory loss patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

to get to the other side..

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive: Press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent: Ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities: Press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid: We know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your ca...

An Old Couple has Memory Problems

They both continually struggle with short term memory issues, forgetting their keys, glasses and everything else you could possibly imagine!

One day they went to the doctors to ask him what they could do. He told them that one of the best things they can do is write everything down. Not only ...

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A sexologist is asked by a reporter...

Reporter: What is the most peculiar side effect of masturbating regularly?

Sexologist: It causes short term memory loss.

Reporter: Have u done any research on it?

Sexologist: On what?

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