Shaq Jokes - 13 Hilarious Shaq Jokes

What's Big Shaq's favorite type of software?

Open-sauce.

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Adam Sandler told the funniest joke I've ever heard. It's about Shaq.

So Sandler relays the story below:

I was playing basketball and got the opportunity to play with Shaq. It was great. Afterward it just so happens that I'm in the showers and it's just him and me in adjoining showers. So I think to myself, I've got to see his penis. This is my one chance. I've...

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Why did Shaq cry at Kobe’s funeral?

Because he finally saw Kobe pass.

Shaq recently bought a boat and named it "Free Throw".

He'll never sink it.

What do you call Shaq if he was a delicious breakfast dish?

Shaquille Oatmeal

How does Big Shaq compile his software?

From raw source.

What’s it called when Big Shaq goes to a 2-minute Catholic service?

Quick mass

People from Boston will never forget that Shaquille O'Neal is hosting Shark Week this year.

They love Shaq Week.

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What do Japan and Shaq have in common?

Kobe Beef

A joke i made

What do you call shaq singing kiss from a rose

Shaquille O'Seal

Dennis Rodman earns himself a cameo in Kazaam 2.

Knowing full well that this would be a large production, he decided to arrive on set well before his scheduled scene was meant to be filmed. Even with his prudent planning, when he drove onto the lot, there was only one spot left and so he took it. As soon he stepped out his vehicle however, he was ...

What is it called when a basketball player from Boston attacks you in the ocean?

A Shaq attack

TIL the band, the B52's, are huge Shaquille O'Neal fans.

It turns out they love Shaq

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