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Shaquille Jokes

Did you hear that Shaquille O'Neal asked Afghanistan to name their tallest mountain after him?

They said Noshaq.

TIL the band, the B52's, are huge Shaquille O'Neal fans.

It turns out they love Shaq

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What do Shaquille O'Neal and a Japanese restaurant have in common?

Kobe beef

"You know, a lot of people don't know this. "Shaquille" is an Arabic name for "handsome," and "O'Neal" is the Irish word for "just kidding."" - Natasha Leggero

"You know, a lot of people don't know this. "Shaquille" is an Arabic name for "handsome," and "O'Neal" is the Irish word for "just kidding."" - Natasha Leggero

People from Boston will never forget that Shaquille O'Neal is hosting Shark Week this year.

They love Shaq Week.

A joke i made

What do you call shaq singing kiss from a rose





Shaquille O'Seal

What do you call Shaq if he was a delicious breakfast dish?

Shaquille Oatmeal

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Best weight loss In town!

A new fitness center was advertising around the city with their fool-proof method of losing a substantial amount of weight in under an hour!

Tom was an out of shape guy that wanted to lose weight badly, but was skeptical about this new spot.

After hearing many of his friends and colle...

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