Sesame Seed Jokes

Because he was on a roll...

I also learned that us humans have a very developed sense of language.

Covfefe.

He’s the one with sesame seeds on his buns.

My dog is so smart,” says the first owner, that every morning he goes to the store and buys me a sesame seed bagel with chive cream cheese, stops off at Starbucks and picks me up a mocha latte, and then comes home and turns on ESPN, all before I get out of bed.

I know, says the second owner.<... read more

The Sesame Seeds on his buns.

(According to my father this is the first joke I ever told, around 5yo.)

A blind man enters a bakery and orders fifty sesame seed buns, the baker starts putting them in a bag and asks the blind man ‘that’s a lot of bread, are you giving a party or something?’ ‘Oh no,’ replies the blind man, ‘I’m going on holiday, and I want to read them on the plane’