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Self Defence Jokes

I have two arms for my self defence and they work everytime.

Dont know who they actually belongs to but it freaks out the opponent whenever i take them out.

I recently completed a self defence course

I tell you what, the next person who attacks me in slow motion has a thing or two coming.

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I'm still tired after my first French self defence class...

I've never run so much in my whole life!

A martial arts expert is arrested for murder.

When the case is taken to court, he is asked by the judge why he doesn't have a lawyer with him.

'I don't need a lawyer', the martial arts expert replies.

'Why not? It could really help your case if you have a defense lawyer' the judge says.

'No, thank you', the martial arts exp...
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