My dad rewards me when I earn a good report card, but any “C”s are punished with unbearable dad-jokes.
He likes to call it the carrot and schtick method of parenting.
Barry's job was to write articles for a massive online news site run by the mafia...
He absolutely hated his job, but he had to stay because they would kill his family if he left. He had to write articles about the mafia’s crimes, and because the company had all the lawmakers bribed, they were untouchable even though they openly admitted to their crimes.
I just got kicked out of my improv group
I don’t give a schtick.
Do you want to know why I can't become a comedian?
I can't drive schtick
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Two old Jews are walking down the street and see a sign outside of a church that says: "Jews, come let us save your soul! Convert and we will give you $50!"
Shmuel and Moshe are walking down the street and see a sign outside of a church that says: "Jews, come let us save your soul! Convert and we will give you $50!" Shmuel and Moshe look at each other, amused by such mishegas, and plot that Moshe should go in, listen to their schtick, and then they can ...