Its the usual schtick, 3 wishes and all. So the man says to the genie, I want for a horde of mongolians to come to my country, kill and pillage, and go home.
The genie thinks this is odd, but obliges. The mongolians make it to the farmlands at the border, kill and pillage, then return home....
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Chuck Norris, Zelensky, and God all walk into a bar.
The Bartender looks up, "Were were just about to start a new drinking game I've been working on. I call out a bragging point, and each one willing to meet it, chugs their drink. The last man standing due to matching every post and surviving every drink, gets the pot. Everyone else has to split the t...
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What Do You Call It When Someone Only Bakes Pastries?
A bread schtick
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My dad rewards me when I earn a good report card, but any “C”s are punished with unbearable dad-jokes.
He likes to call it the carrot and schtick method of parenting.
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I just got kicked out of my improv group
I don’t give a schtick.
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Do you want to know why I can't become a comedian?
I can't drive schtick
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Barry's job was to write articles for a massive online news site run by the mafia...
He absolutely hated his job, but he had to stay because they would kill his family if he left. He had to write articles about the mafia’s crimes, and because the company had all the lawmakers bribed, they were untouchable even though they openly admitted to their crimes.
The ...
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Two old Jews are walking down the street and see a sign outside of a church that says: "Jews, come let us save your soul! Convert and we will give you $50!"
Shmuel and Moshe are walking down the street and see a sign outside of a church that says: "Jews, come let us save your soul! Convert and we will give you $50!" Shmuel and Moshe look at each other, amused by such mishegas, and plot that Moshe should go in, listen to their schtick, and then they can ...
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