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Salad Dress Jokes

Murphy's Law states that anything that can happen, will happen. But are you familiar with Cole's Law?

It's finely-shredded raw cabbage with a salad dressing, commonly either vinaigrette or mayonnaise.

is was raining salad dressing today

it was a toRANCHal downfall.

I always knock on the fridge door before opening it

I do it just in case there's a salad dressing

What kind of salad dressing does a sneaky burglar use?

Hidden Alley Ranch.

What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

Why did the tomato turn red...?

It saw the salad dressing

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A list of puns

Here's a list of puns I've been collecting:

How do you throw a space party? You planet.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

Nope. Unintended.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower.

A scarecrow says,...

If weed is the devils lettuce, then...

Hash Oil is the devils salad dressing

I knocked on the fridge

My girlfriend asked me: “Why do you knock on the fridge?”

I thought she knew why, but obviously she didn’t.

I told her: “Because there could be a salad dressing..”

My 4 year old nieces jokes:

Why did the lobster flush?
Because the sea weed.

Why did the tomato blush?
Because he saw the salad dressing.

What did the little flower say to the big flower?
Hi ya bud.

Knock knock.
Whose there?
Ice cream .
Ice cream who?
Ice cream so you can hear...

Why did the little girl close her eyes after opening the refrigerator?

Because she saw the salad dressing.

I got home last night and opened the fridge....

And I caught the salad dressing

Why did the potato salad blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

(I know this joke has been around since Adam and Eve, but I still love it!)

Why did the tomato blush? (I need other food grocery themed jokes too please!)

Because he saw the salad dressing! I am a cashier at a grocery store and need new food themed jokes! Please and thank you so much!!! I love you reddit fam happy new year!

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My grandad sent me this

Enjoy the fun & the pun.



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A family of tortoise (Momma Tortoise, Daddy Tortoise, Uncle Tortoise, and Baby Tortoise) decide to go on a picnic. They pack up their hamper and begin their journey to the park.

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