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Masochism Jokes

My friend was wondering if he should explore his kinks about masochism and boxing

I said knock yourself out.

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Sado-masochism

A sadist and a masochist meet and realize they have complementary interests ..

so they get married.

On their wedding night the masochist is rolling in bed saying "Beat Me! Whip Me! Make me write bad checks" !

The sadist says "No"

What did the fish say when it got into masochism?

I'm hooked

NSFW The wife wanted to try masochism. "Hurt Me!" she said, as she stripped and lay down on the bed.

The husband said "Okay, You're a terrible cook, and your sister's a better lay"

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A government study was funded to study various sexual perversions: sado-masochism, necrophilia and bestiality.

The study was soon halted however, the researchers decided they were just beating a dead horse.

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The trumpeter

A trumpeter is hired to play two solos in a movie. After the sessions he is paid handsomely and promised by the director that he will be notified when the movie is released to the public.

Three months later, he receives a notice that the movie will make its debut in Times Square at a porno h...

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