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Rootbeer Jokes

So a candy pirate walks into my candy shop...

He walks up to the counter and asks for a gumdrop, so I ask him, "Why would you want gum that's been dropped? But in all seriousness, we are out of gumdrops."

So he asks what else we have here. I tell him,

"We have candy fish."

He says, "Candy fish? Are they sweet?"

I rep...

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Fancy a beer but are too young to buy it?

Buy rootbeer and put it in a square glass. The square cancels out the root and all that's left is beer!

How do you make a dead baby float?

-2 scoops vanilla icecream

-2 scoops baby

-Add rootbeer and serve

A bear walks into a bar...

The bear says to the bartender, "Can i have a rootbeer................................float". The bartender says, "Sure, but why long pause". The bear says, "I've had these my whole life."

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