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Two Roman gladiators are talking....

The one guy says, "Guess how many women I've slept with?"

The second guy goes, "Mmmm..."

The first dude goes, "Are you serious?! I'd be dead!"

A Roman gladiator walks into a bar...

He holds up two fingers and says "Five beers, please!"

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