Roman Citizen Jokes

“five beers, please”

He tells the bartender that he wants to get some beers for himself and friends that are on their way.

The bartender asks, "How many beers would you like?"

The person holds up two fingers.

The bartender says "I understand" and gives him five beers.

After a good orgy that involved many concubines and plenty of mead a Roman citizen hops on his carriage speeding like a madman trying to get home, a centurion noticed him and pooled him over.

''Sir, are you drunk while driving? ''

"That's absurd, how dare you accuse me! "

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