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Rolf Harris Jokes

Max Clifford, Jimmy Saville and Rolf Harris walk into an Irish bar in hell

“Oh no” says the barman. “Not Yewtree again”

So I heard Rolf Harris got 5 years, 9 months...

His favourite

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

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Rolf Harris called the prison governor over to see his latest work of art, a dusk scene of the Aussie outback with kangaroo, leaping its way toward two aboriginal huntsmen hiding behind a rockpile.

The governor took one look and announced "That's shit, that is."

"I know." Replied Rolf. "But if you'd let me have paints..."

America has deployed a crack team of specialists over to Nigeria to try and find the missing school girls.

Britain had sent Stuart Hall, Rolf Harris and Max Clifford.

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