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Role Play Jokes

My girlfriend likes to role play

For the past five years, she's been playing my ex-girlfriend

My spouse wanted to try some fish/fisherman role play last night.

I'm hooked

Wife and I decided to do a little fantasy role play. I had her dress up as a nurse.....

I wanted to see what it felt like to have health Care coverage.

My wife wanted to get into "role play" to spice things up in the bedroom

I asked what she had in mind.
"Let's play doctor", she said.

I told her to go in the bedroom, shut the door, take off all of her clothes and wait on the bed for me.

After a half an hour I walked in, told her to lose 20 lbs. and handed her a bill for $300.

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I had for 3 hours last night. We role played as doctor and patient.....

I was in the waiting room for 2hrs 57minutes

"Doctor, everytime I play a table-top role playing game I get really distracted."

Doctor: "Sounds like you may have AD&D"

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My ex girlfriend had a role playing fetish. She liked to dress up as herself, and act like

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My wife and I like to role play, "The Fast and the Furious", in bed.

Those are the names for my and her respective roles anyway...

My wife and I are into role play. Today she said I could pick any song as a role play theme...

I hope her friend Eileen is as excited as I am.

I asked my wife if she wanted to role play tonight.

She could be the Capitol building, and I’d be a Trump protester.

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No matter what role play idea my wife decides on, I always have to play the same character.

The husband who is out of town.

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Ice Cube talking about why he doesn't want his girlfriend to role play as a cop.

"When I said the police, this isn't what I meant."

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My girlfriend likes to role play in the bedroom

She pretends to be a nurse
I pretend.......to still be attracted to her

A man decided to role play doctor with his wife

He spent three hours in the hallway before she let him into the room.

Me: Are you into role playing? Her: Yeah I love dressing up!

Me: Okay, just lay there. You'll be the turkey and I'll do the stuffing.

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Role playing can spice up your life.

Pretend to be someone who's good at .

What’s Owen Wilson’s favourite Role Playing Game?

WoW

Role play on Valentine's Day

I am driving with my girlfriend on Valentine’s Day, when we decide to stop over in a quiet and dark place near the route.

Nobody could ever notice us there, and things were going to start getting hot.

She suddenly starts forcing her voice and grabs her hair, and says “*I could start ta...

My wife and I started a new role play in bed.

I play Donald Trump and she plays America’s standing in the world.

Was all excited last night when my wife told me that she wanted us to role play as doctor and patient.

But then she told me that visiting hours are over and asked me to get out of the bedroom immediately.

She indeed is a genius...

My wife and I have been role playing to spice things up lately. I dress up as the UPS guy...

and she walks away from me when she sees me, refusing to touch my package for at least a week.

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My wife and I often role play. It always ends up with me playing the guy driving the Uber that she seduces. Until I got her pregnant...

Now I just get to role play as the Door Dash guy..

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Had my girlfriend wear a Starbucks shirt during for role play

She got my name wrong during

The missus came home steaming drunk last night.

"You up for some role play action, babe?" She asked with a wink.
"Not really." I replied.
"Oh, come on." She said. "We can act out ANY scene, from ANY film you want."
Walking over to her with a huge smile on my face, I noticed her expression change. She had realised her mistake, howev...

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A man goes to a marriage counselor all by himself.

Confused, the marriage counselor says, “This is quite odd as usually this works better when both partners attend therapy together. Since you already paid for this session I guess we will just have to pretend she is here and role play. I’ll be your wife.”

The man instantly stiffens up and look...

My wife said we should spice up our love life

“What do you mean?” I asked.

She said “let’s do a bit of role playing. I’ll be the doctor and you be the patient”.

“Alright...” I went with it, “How are you, doctor?”

“We have no appointments till November. Goodbye”.

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Old couple are getting ready for bed...

An older couple are getting ready for bed and the lady is feeling frisky. She decides a little role play is in order . So she goes to the bathroom and she strips down, ties a towel around her neck and jumps out into the bedroom.

She screams, "super !" The old man looks at her befuddled f...

Study finds that the most popular fetish among Millennial is...

Role playing as a couple that owns a house.

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There once was a man who loved tractors

I mean he absolutely LOVED them. He had tractor models, tractor wallpaper, remote control miniature tractors, tractor board games, even some tractor (which is not easy to find mind you). The only thing that even came close to his love for tractors, was the love he felt for his wife. His high sch...
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