Reminisces Jokes

"I have many egrets."

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Note: this was an old tweet of mine I changed into my first original joke!

... and little Timmys grandpa, who was a fighter pilot in the war, is invited to class to tell about his experiences. He reminisces:

"Now, the worst situation I was ever in, was probably when I encountered a German air wing all by myself. I had one Fokker above me, one Fokker behind me and on... read more

He puts on a scuba suit. Once, when he was a boy, his grandfather told him about strawberries; the man himself has never tasted them. In time, the man will tell his own grandson what he has known.

He dives deep into an Olympic sized swimming pool. He sits on the bottom, closes his eyes.
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