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Rawr Jokes

How does a dinosaur like it's meat?

Rawr.

What type of image formats do lion photographers use?

RAWR

Why did the dinosaurs girlfriend get pregnant?

Because they did it rawr.

If Paul Hollywood was a lion, what would he say when he bites into his prey?

It’s completely RAWR! (Credit: My wife)

What do you get when you ask a furry to build a computer?

LenOWO, with WinRAWR pre-installed.

What's a furry's favorite file storage format?

.rawr

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Two new hunters...

Are enjoying their time at the hunting lodge. Meeting the oldest member, a man in his 90s they commented that he must have a ton of stories. He replied, "yes, one stands out more than the others." Intrigued they asked to hear. "Well" , the old man says, "I was a younger man, in my 20s. I was in Al...

What do emos use to compress files?

.rawr files

What sound does a Gordonramseysaurus make?

ITS RAWR!

What did one computer geek emo say to the other?

WinRAWR.

Rich guy showing off.

In a locker room, a phone rings and Kenny picks it up and puts it on speaker.

Kenny- "Hello?".

Woman- "Hi honey!".

Kenny- "Whos this?".

Woman- "Its amanda. Your wife?".

Kenny- "Oh! Sorry honey, I just picked
up the phone and didnt see who was calling. What ...

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