Goes straight to the register and says in a loud voice "Gimme one condom." The cashier lady is outraged. "Young man! You mind that tongue of yours!" "Right. Gimme two condoms, then."
A man walks into a brothel and speaks to the Old Madame up front.
The Madame asks “What kind of girl would you like?”
The man says, “Well looks aren’t important, I just need a girl who’ll say yes to anything. And I mean anything.”
“Well that shouldn’t be too hard,” chuckled the Madame. “Jennifer! Come over and help this man here.” And with that, a go...
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