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Protractor Jokes

My protractor broke

I wonder if it can still be used to a certain degree.

Bought myself a protractor today

I just hope I'm good enough farmer to use it.

I taught my maths class how to use a protractor,

with varying degrees of success.

When are protractors the same as calculators?

When they start counting but no matter the angle, protractors don't measure up.

My protractor wanted to know what my plans were for this weekend

Not sure what his angle is

What do you call a protractor that's disagreeable...?

A contractor.

Terrorist

At New York's Kennedy Airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator. Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement. He is being char...

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I masturbate with a protractor.

It’s the best. Trust me I’ve cum at this from every angle

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Life is rough when you have a curved penis

It’s even harder to explain why you left a protractor in the bathroom.

My old maths teacher was arrested today. In his home was a protractor, a calculator, and ruler.

He was arrested for carrying weapons of math instruction.

What do you call people who likes tractors?

Protractors.

Why are farmers so good at drawing circles?

Because the are Protractors

Why do Mathematicians Make such good farmers?

They know how to use a protractor

I used to hate tractors, but I did a complete 180

Now I'm protractor.

What makes crop circles?

A protractor.

I think people who drive farming machines have a place.

You could say I'm protractor.

What do you call a math tool that supports farming vehicle rights?

Protractor

A school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport

A school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, an ancient wooden device called a "slide-rule"  as well as a code device called an "abacus" that he claimed was a calculator....

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