My protractor broke

I wonder if it can still be used to a certain degree.

A school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport

A school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, an ancient wooden device called a "slide-rule"  as well as a code device called an "abacus" that he claimed was a calculator....

Bought myself a protractor today

I just hope I'm good enough farmer to use it.

Why are farmers so good at drawing circles?

Because the are Protractors

I taught my maths class how to use a protractor,

with varying degrees of success.

My old maths teacher was arrested today. In his home was a protractor, a calculator, and ruler.

He was arrested for carrying weapons of math instruction.

My protractor wanted to know what my plans were for this weekend

Not sure what his angle is

What do you call a protractor that's disagreeable...?

A contractor.

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I masturbate with a protractor.

It’s the best. Trust me I’ve cum at this from every angle

What do you call people who likes tractors?


Teacher arrested on airplane after bag was searched

A protractor, a ruler, a calculator, and a book of graph paper. He was charged with possessing implements of math instruction

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Life is rough when you have a curved penis

It’s even harder to explain why you left a protractor in the bathroom.

What do u call a guy who can drive a tractor like a pro?

A protractor

Why do Mathematicians Make such good farmers?

They know how to use a protractor

What do you call a math tool that supports farming vehicle rights?


At Heathrow Airport today...

An individual claiming to be a school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.

Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra crime syndicate and charged him with carrying weapons of math destructio...

I used to hate tractors, but I did a complete 180

Now I'm protractor.

My dad Love’s angling his farm equipment

He’s protractor

What makes crop circles?

A protractor.

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