Protractor Jokes - 18 Hilarious Protractor Jokes

My protractor broke

I wonder if it can still be used to a certain degree.

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Bought myself a protractor today

I just hope I'm good enough farmer to use it.

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I taught my maths class how to use a protractor,

with varying degrees of success.

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When are protractors the same as calculators?

When they start counting but no matter the angle, protractors don't measure up.

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My protractor wanted to know what my plans were for this weekend

Not sure what his angle is

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What do you call a protractor that's disagreeable...?

A contractor.

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Terrorist

At New York's Kennedy Airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator. Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement. He is being char...

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I masturbate with a protractor.

It’s the best. Trust me I’ve cum at this from every angle

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Life is rough when you have a curved penis

It’s even harder to explain why you left a protractor in the bathroom.

My old maths teacher was arrested today. In his home was a protractor, a calculator, and ruler.

He was arrested for carrying weapons of math instruction.

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What do you call people who likes tractors?

Protractors.

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Why are farmers so good at drawing circles?

Because the are Protractors

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Why do Mathematicians Make such good farmers?

They know how to use a protractor

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I used to hate tractors, but I did a complete 180

Now I'm protractor.

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What makes crop circles?

A protractor.

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I think people who drive farming machines have a place.

You could say I'm protractor.

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What do you call a math tool that supports farming vehicle rights?

Protractor

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A school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport

A school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, an ancient wooden device called a "slide-rule" as well as a code device called an "abacus" that he claimed was a calculator....

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