The Queen and her protection officer were walking through the park in Balmoral (TRUE STORY as told to me by a close source)
As they walked they were approached by an older American couple. “Afternoon, isn’t it lovely here, do you come often?”
“As I matter of fact I live nearby actually.” replied her majesty as her PPO shifted uncomfortably.
“Wow, have you ever met the Queen?!” asked the eager tourists. <...
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One's a bit heavy, the others a little lighter.
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