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Police Horse Jokes

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Police horse

A boy was riding home on his bike one evening. He came across a police officer astride a horse, the policeman asked the boy to stop and said to him, 'Why are there no lights on your bike? You shouldn't ride home in the dark without them.' The boy answered, 'Sorry sir, my mum bought me this bike but ...

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What's the difference between a regular horse and a police horse?

A police horse has an extra asshole on top.

What has 4 legs and a c*** half way up its back?

A police horse

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