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Platonic Relationship Jokes

Anybody wanna be in a platonic relationship?

I'm asking for a friend.

Some people have platonic relationships. Me and my wife have a Socratic one

We argue all the time

Brian's roommate and the gravy ladle

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian’s mother couldn’t help but notice how beautiful Brian’s roommate Jennifer was. Brian’s Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.
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