Pickup Artist Jokes

A single guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "You know, despite being known as a pickup artist I haven't had any luck with the ladies lately," he complains to the bartender. "It's probably because you spend all your time over there in a booth drawing pictures of F-150s," the bartender says.

He’s ….a pickup artist.

Its probably because he spends most of his time drawing F-150s

Still no luck with women, but my truck looks great.

Ted is sitting at the bar, chatting with the bartender. It's a good night, not too crowded, but a steady stream of customers. The door opens and a homely guy walks in. He takes a seat at the other end of the bar, orders a beer, and sits there sipping it.

The bartender walks back, and Ted sa... read more

Jack the Ripper was a quite a pickup artist.

Now the ladies call me a pickup artist.