With all the pictures of Epstein attending parties, talking to important people and generally socialising

It's obvious he didn't like to hang by himself

How does the cow own the dance floor at barnyard parties?

He's got the moos like Jagger.

A guy at a partie was in the drive way when the cops came and witnessed him jumping on a car

The cops end the partie and chew the guy out
Cop: You wouldn’t want someone jumping on your car
Guy: I don’t have a car
Cop: on your Xbox then?
Guy: I don’t have an xbox
Cop: what do you have then huh?
Guy: a trampoline

Two rival pirate captains agreed to blind each other as a sign of peace between their parties

It was an “Aye” for an “Aye”

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4 Friends missed their final for Chemistry because they partied too hard.

Four friends in college taking chem were so confident going into the final that the weekend before finals week (even though the Chem final was on Monday), they decided to go up to UVirginia and party with some friends up there. So they did this and had a great time. However, with their hangovers and...

Before I got my life in order I used to host illegal parties and DJ at Stonehenge

But I no longer mix in those circles

My government is spreading obviously false covid-19 info about x-mas parties

Here in Sweden the government lies and says that we can have Christmas gatherings of up to 8 people without any problems. Such obvious bull! Who knows 8 people without any problems?

A young man named Benny was a real party animal.

He lived for the good times of wine, women, and song. He wished he could continue his life style forever. A genie suddenly appeared before him and made him the following wish: Benny would remain forever young if he would never shave. If he were ever to shave the genie would return and transform him ...

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