Orion's Belt Jokes - 3 Hilarious Orion's Belt Jokes

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Some people really like Orion's Belt

But I think it's just a big waist of space.

What happens when a star has too much gas?

It gets constellation.

(Maybe it should loosen it's Orion's belt)

Yo mama so fat

...the only belt that fits is Orion's belt

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