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Oppenheimer Jokes

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What’s the difference between Barbie and Oppenheimer?

Barbie product first manufactured in Japan and released in America.
Oppenheimer product first manufactured in America and release in Japan.

I got in line to watch Oppenheimer around lunchtime, but I realized it was three hours long and I was starving.

So I went to the Barbie queue instead.

I thought Oppenheimer was a theoretical physicist.

Turns out he actually existed.

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Do you know why Oppenheimer bombed in japan?

They had already seen it

What does Oppenheimer and Reddit have in common?

“Wow, this blew up!”

The actors strike is delaying the release of Oppenheimer

That’s okay, it was probably going to bomb anyway.

What did Oppenheimer say when he lost his hearing?

I am become deaf.

Why did Oppenheimer invent the atomic bomb?

Because he wanted the world to lighten up.

Why did Robert Oppenheimer's wife go to the beach naked?

There was no bikini atoll

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