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Kids are like smoking cigarettes.

I love them for about 5 minutes a day, until I realize that they are slowly killing me.

Jim Jefferies

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I am over 18

Republican: "All life is precious..."

Until it steps on my fucking property.



Credit: Jim Jefferies

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