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Open Mind Jokes

I used to have an open mind

but my brains kept falling out.

I matched with a tinder profile that had no pics.

We chatted a bit. Smart and funny so i asked for a date. She said yes!

I'm not expecting much, probably 400lbs. But she answered the door, this little strawberry blomde with a head full of curls and all the right curves in all the right places. We exchanged our real names and i asked what sh...

Who was the most open minded president in us history?

JFK

Who is the most open minded American President till date.

John F. Kennedy

I love open minded people

Like JFK or Kurt Cobain

There were only two open minded presidents in the history of the USA.

Honest Abe and JFK.

The theme of my companies team building retreat this year was mindfulness. They asked each one of us to give two examples of an open minded person. They said there were no wrong answers but,

If your answer is author Ernest Hemingway and singer Kurt Cobain it gets you a meeting with HR.

What do brain surgeons value the most?

An open mind.

I didn’t want to have brain surgery…

But the doctor told me I needed to have an open mind

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