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Lawyer: I heard the oompa loompas singing. what are you planning on doing to these kids, Willy?

**Wonka:**

**lawyer:**

**Wonka:** ifitsokaytokillthemsaywhat

**lawyer:** I'm sorry what?

**Wonka:** *[stuffing tape recorder in pocket]* oh what, I didnt say nothing.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and an oompa loompa?

If you are wise, you won't listen to him.

What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

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