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Why are “Little People” so upset that Hugh Grant is playing an Oompa Loompa ?

Because they are Short Tempered…?

What's the difference between Donald Trump and an oompa loompa?

If you are wise, you won't listen to him.

What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

Appreciating a joke

As an epileptic, I appreciate jokes about epilepsy. As a Jew, I appreciate Jewish and holocaust jokes. As a Caucasian, I enjoy the very few white jokes.

If only I was an Oompa Loompa, then I can enjoy Donald Trump Jokes.

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