Why did the gangster have to keep seeing the eye doctor?

Because he had glock-oma.

What does one say to an anti-vaxx kid?

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
omae wa
mou shindeiru.

My wife wanted one of those "unique" names for our son. So we named him Jason

The 'J' sounds like 'Th'. The "ason" is silent. You add "omas" on the end.

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