A priest, a lawyer, and an engineer, were each sentenced to death by guillotine.

The priest went first, and he says "Please. Allow me to lie facing up, so that I might face towards God as I am about to join him."

The guards allow it, and place his head through the slot.

The guard pulls the lever and the blade comes down but stops just inches short of the priest's h...

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Guy walks into math exam not knowing anything

He apparently fails. So teacher gives him F.
Guy: please Mr.Donovan let me sing. I can sing like Freddie Mercury. Please let me sing, I promise you have never heard anything like that. and if I do so please give me a good grade.
Teacher looks at his colleagues and nods. Guy sings the shit...

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So there’s this man sitting at a bar

This other man comes to sit right behind him, in search of company. So the first man says,
“Watch this”
And pulls out his bag. And our come a small man, a piano proportional to his size, and a little stool, and starts playing marvelously.
The other man asks,
“How did you do that?!”
...

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