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Nunchucks Jokes

I asked my friend if I can borrow his nunchucks.

He said “Sure knock yourself out”

That’s the last thing I remember.

I bought some deer leg nunchucks for $20.

I said, "$20? They used to be under a buck!"

Ten years into the war, both sides ran out of bullets for their guns.

They decided to use bows and arrows instead.

But ten years later, still strong in the war, both sides ran out of arrows and flint. So both sides used swords and axes.

But a decade after that, both sides ran out of metal, and they had to resort to weapons made of wood, like bo- staffs ...

What weapon does a Catholic ninja use?

Nunchucks.

What’s a religious person’s favourite weapon?

Nunchucks

What do you get when you cross a postulant woman with a marmot?

Nunchucks.

How do you beat up a priest?

With NUNchucks

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