(My 8 year old just told me this one) Who is the fish's valentine?

His Gil-Friend!

Idc what ya'll say, that was golden! Lol

A hot girl asked me if I wanted to see a movie yesterday.

She said, "What would you like to see?"

I said you pick, she said you pick.

I said IDC you pick.

She replied, "Sir, there are other people behind you to buy tickets."

Why did the human get fired from the calendar factory?

Because they took a few days off.

Probably a repost, but IDC

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