(My 8 year old just told me this one) Who is the fish's valentine?
His Gil-Friend!
Idc what ya'll say, that was golden! Lol
A hot girl asked me if I wanted to see a movie yesterday.
She said, "What would you like to see?"
I said you pick, she said you pick.
I said IDC you pick.
She replied, "Sir, there are other people behind you to buy tickets."
Why did the human get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a few days off.
Probably a repost, but IDC
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