New Delhi Jokes - 9 Hilarious New Delhi Jokes

Are you New Delhi?

Cuz you take my breath away !!!

An Israeli lands in New Delhi Airport. Reaches the passport control

-Name?
-David Cohen
-Age?
-32
-Occupation?
-No, just sightseeing... For now

They say that New Delhi is the brownest city in the world...

...but I can think of one that’s Dhaka.

Did you hear about this Indian who wanted to make and sell sandwiches?

He opened a New Delhi

Do you know why Indian sandwich shops keep opening?

Because there is always a New Delhi

Several young boys were called by the New Delhi authorities for a medical check-up to determine the paternity of a certain teenage girl’s baby.

Chandulal went in and after a few minutes came out. Don’t worry, fellows, he smiled. They’ll never find out. They’re taking samples from the finger!

Did you hear cheese and meat sales have gone up in India?

Apparently there is a New Delhi.

My friends and I wanted to get Indian food last night

My friends and I wanted to get Indian food last night, but none of us could decide where to go. After asking around for good places to get Indian food, we finally decided to go get sandwiches at that New Delhi everyone kept talking about.

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