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What do you call when a metal shares the negative energy to his non-metal bestfriend?

an ionic bonding moment

When people question you on your financial status

Hey look.. I don't check my bank balance coz I don't need that negative energy in my life

What did the physicist say to the depressed hippy?

"There's no such thing as negative energy"

Xavier the Saviour

Back when I was a kid, I was part of a youth group at my local catholic church. There, I got to know the most well-revered and eccentric man in the entire community, Father Xavier.


He was never one for formalities, so he insisted everyone in his youth group call him by whatever endearing ...

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