Q anon conspiracy types must be absolutely fuming

they were promised a storm...

...and in the end all they got was a 'lil wayne.

I'm here all week.

Here at Anon's Gas Station, we stand behind our products 100%.

It's exhausting work, but very fuel-filling.

My wife joined a support group for people who talk too much.

It's called
On Anon Anon Anon.

What do you call conspiracy theorists in a line?

Queue Anon

Two gentlemen are walking through the West End on their way to a show. One turns to the other and says, “I have a feeling a large number of right-wing wazzocks are going to be there tonight. Trust me, you’ll see the...

Queue anon.

I'm attending a self-help group for compulsive talkers.

It's called On and On Anon.

What do you call someone who believes the world is run by a shadow organization of Mexican chain restaurants?

QdobAnon

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What’s does Donald Trump’s hair and a thong have in common?

They both barely cover the asshole.


Thank you for the silver anon person!!

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3 stoners buy a horse

3 stoners buy a horse.

They go home with the horse and make it stay in the living room.

One of the friends pull out a bong and they all take hits until they're stoned.

While stoned they come up with an idea to have fun with the horse.

They attach a feeding muzzle onto the...

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A young sailor about to on his first ever around the world cruise" visits his grandfather, a retired Admiral.

"Gramps, I'm so excited to go on my first cruise," he says.



"Well, son, let me see your pack so I can make sure you're taking everything you need," says the grandfather.



The sailor goes and grabs his suitcase. He opens it for his grandfather to inspect, only to get smac...

There's a new 12 step program for people who can't stop talking.

On-and-on-anon.

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When I was growing up, I went to school with a boy named Justin Reimer.

Now, Justin's father was a Supreme Court Justice, and like father like son, Justin was the head of every political club in our school. Graduation came, he was accepted into Harvard's School of Law (to no one's surprise), and that was the last I saw of him. Or so I thought...

Twenty years late...

Grandpa, why did you have so many kids?

"Hey anon, do you want to know why your grandmother and I had so many children?"
"Why's that, Grandpa?"
"No TV."

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