How does a Muay Thai fighter know they're going to lose?
They can smell defeat.
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A guy is minding his own business, drinking at the bar, when a random Asian guy runs in and kicks the living shit out of him.
He's laying on the floor bleeding, and he says, "What the hell, buddy?"
The Asian guy replies, "That was Judo, from Japan!"
A few days later, the guy is quietly drinking again, and another Asian guy runs in and also beats him senseless.
He's lying on the floor and he groans, "W...
An Australian and his two friends, kangaroo and wombat, were arguing who the best fighter were among them.
When suddenly a Crocodile appears in search of trouble. The friends thought this was their chance to prove their respective points. The wombat was a master of Brazilian Jiu-jitsu and quickly took down the crocodile and have him tap out. They let the latter rest and forced him to fight the kang...
What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?
I was a professional boxer.
Then I picked up Muay Thai just for kicks.