I was skeptical at first but, I have to admit when the routine reached its peak there was some high level jokes
[First Date] Me: I quit drugs and then took up mountain climbing.
Her: That’s great. What’s the highest you’ve been?
Me: I once had a 20 minute conversation with a microwave.
I tried to stop my 103 year old grandfather from going mountain climbing
He told me not to worry because he was in his prime
Did you hear about the presidential candidate who died in an accident while mountain climbing?
Yeah, his opponent won by a landslide!
My mountain climbing partner's last words were wasted on giving me advice about toys I don't even have.
"DON'T LEGO."
Odd.
I finally cut ties with a so-called friend that was just dragging me down
Mountain climbing with a friend is hard."
Did you hear about the mountain climber who summited Mt Everest.
safe to say his mountain climbing career peaked
My great-grandma told me this joke as a kid and it is by far my favorite kid-friendly joke of all time (I’m also aware of just how corny it is and I don’t care)
There was a country called Raberia, and all the people there were called Rabbis. There was this one Rabbi who wanted to go mountain climbing in this other country called Trideria, and all the people there were called Trids. So he hired two Trids to take him up the mountain and away they go. After a ...
In honor of the other math joke I saw on the front page
A mountain climber is climbing a mountain from the bottom along it’s only path. A mosquito starts at the top and follows the path downwards. Where do the two meet?
Nowhere. You can’t cross a scalar and a vector.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
Ever wonder how yodeling was invented?
Long ago, a mountain climber was walking through a valley on his way to a nearby mountain he had his eye on climbing. As he grew near his destination he saw a little farmhouse with a little barn with a farmer outside tending to his animals. The climber approached the farmer and asked if he could spe...
The Meaning Of Life
A young man goes to search for the meaning of life. He decides to ask around.
The first person he meets is a wealthy man. "That's easy," he says. "The meaning of life is to accumulate wealth. Then you can transform and inspire your community." The young man takes this advice to heart. He ...
Tour guide in the mountain
A guide was leading a group of people on a hike through some mountains. He pointed at a fairly majestic looking peak and said "This one is most popular with mountain climbers. Most days you have a few teams doing a climb. The ascent, depending on your skill level can take between two and five hours....
I'M NO MOUNTAIN CLIMBER
I just finished this book on climbing Mt. Everest. Now I'm no mountain climber, but I smoke and I live on the third floor, so I can kind of relate. Everest is a lot like laundry day.
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