Moon Landing Jokes

The moon landing was staged and it was shot by Stanley Kubrick, the reason it looks so real is because of Kubrick's obsession with filming on location.

When Neil Armstrong was interviewed about it, it’s claimed he said the following;
The government found the trip to the moon was going to be both expensive and difficult. There was significant doubt that it could even be done. So, the CIA decided that because the US needed the propaganda advanta... read more

The rocket they used had multiple stages

...but he was such a stickler for doing it right that he insisted that they film on location.

But the director was such a perfectionist that he demanded they be filmed on location.

NASA would owe us a huge Apollo-gy.

When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project, some of the training of the astronauts took place on a Navajo reservation.


One day, a Navajo elder and his son were herding sheep and came across the space crew. The old man, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question that his son translated. "... read more

On the moon.

The food is good, but there's no atmosphere.

They're all fake

Like the moon is still up there, it didn’t land anywhere.

I mean, come on. The Moon is huge; if it had landed, it would've squished all of the astronauts.

It's still in the sky. How could it have landed?

What kind of idiot still believes in the moon

Because everyone hates moon days.

Buzz got to enter the White House and meet with the president, but Mike had to spend the entire visit driving in circles around the White House.

They both use a lot of gas to send people far away

During Cold War when the space race was at its highest. Following is an report of communication between Houston and US moon rocket.

USMR: Houston, we see the SSSR ship approaching the Moon.

Houston: You have your orders. Just wait.

USMR: Houston, the SSSR ship is in the Moon orb... read more

Neil before Zod.

And those were faked with 1960s technology.

I say “you believe in the moon?”

The only thing is that the director was too lazy so he said just to film it on location.

where many people think the moon landings were fake but professional wresting is real.

"What's wrong?" Asked her mother
"We learnt about the moon landing today." Said Suzy
"What's upsetting about that, I was a great American achievement." The mother explained
"Yeah but our teacher said that because of the sun the flag would turn white" Suzy sobbed out
"Yes that's because o... read more

On the twelfth day of Conspiramas, my informant sent to me...

Twelve Chemtrails Trailing

Eleven Vaxxers Vaxxing

Ten Lizards Lording

Nine Eleven Plotters

Eight Illuminati

Seven RFID Implants

Six Fake Moon Landings

Five GMOs...

Four False... read more

> Alright, I can't claim this joke. I took it from the chaplain of the New Orleans Saints doing a workshop. Check out his [talk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIG72_LO7wc), he's pretty cool. www.fathertony.com

There were a couple of kids that were laughing and standing around a dog that... read more

me: "Dude, NASA faked the moon landing!"

friend: "Wait, u mean-----"

me: "Yep, the moon never landed at all, it's still out there somewhere!"