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Monster Mash Jokes

There was a mixup with the organisation of the Monster Mash this year

Attendees said it was a freak event

why did the skeleton not ask his crush to the monster mash?

He didn't have any guts

Dracula decided it was time to give his son "the talk"

Dracula: You see, when two monsters love each other very much, they-

Son: They do the mash

Dracula: *nodding* They do the monster mash

A man and wife went to a new dance club...

The first song was "The Twist," so they did the twist.

The second song was "The Monster Mash," so they did the monster mash.

The third song was "Come on, Eileen." They were thrown out.

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