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Mohammed Ali Jokes

For sale. George Foreman grill set and Mohammed Ali dvds.

Both boxed.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

If Mohammed Ali could float like a butterfly and sting like a bee

He would be dead after one punch.

[credit to Mohammed Ali - r.i.p] Mohammed Ali walked on an Elevator...

He sees a guy and a pregnant woman in the elevator.

Ali looks at the guy and says "I swear I never saw her before in my life".


note: this really happened. Older family members who bumped into him in the late 70's to early 80's said he was really funny in real life.

What did Mohammed Ali do after converting to Islam?

He-jab

I made a ceramic sculpture of Mohammed Ali but it exploded in the kiln.

It was gaseous clay

A plane's pilot is dead and the plane is going to crash.

There are 5 passengers and 4 parachutes. The first passenger is Barack Obama, who takes a parachute on the grounds of being "the president of America". The second passenger, Mohammed Ali, takes a parachute on the grounds of being "a famous boxer". The third passenger, Donald Trump, takes a parachute...

Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

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