What did the prophet Mohamed say when his wife asked for a divorce?
"Those are pretty big words for a 6 year old!"
So I used to love watching football in Egypt when I visit my friends in Morocco, but I’ve been understanding it less and less.
The games keep getting more confusing, it usually goes like: Mohamed passes to Mohamed, and he runs up then passes it to Mohamed, but then Mohamed intercepted the ball. Mohamed is now running up the field and passes it to Mohamed, and Mohamed shoots, but the goalie Mohamed blocks the shot. Then Moha...
A teacher asks her students to answer some quick math questions.
Teacher: Alright class, I want you to shout out the answers to me as soon as you know it, ready? What's 5x2?
Mohamed: 10!
Teacher: Very good Mohamed! That was very quick! Now who can tell me what's 5+4?
Mohamed: 9!
Teacher: Excellent! Mohamed is on a roll here class! See ...
What is Ahmed Mohamed's favorite band?
Dethklok
2 Christians in the Sahara
Were lost and looking for food/water. They found in the middle of the day a small city with a mosque in its entrance. The two men decided to go look for charity there. Before going in they had a discussion: Man 1: I don't think they will provide us with food knowing that we're Christians, I'll sa...
Giorno and Gyro are lost in Morocco
Old Muslim joke.
Giorno and Gyro are lost in Morocco, they are hungry, they haven't eaten anything for 1 day.
Gyro sees a mosque :
- Gyro : hey it’s a mosque maybe we can ask for food. - Giorno : we aren’t Muslims they probably won’t give us any food. - Gyro : we can c...
A Muslim goes to Heaven and meets Saint Peter at the Gate.
He looks at Peter and says "This has to be a mistake. I demand to see prophet Mohamed right now!" Saint Peter says "Calm down. Would you like a coffee or a cappuccino or something to drink?" The Muslim says "No, thanks. But I don't think I'm supposed to be here." Peter responds "Alrig...
Peter and David were lost in the Sahara, hungry and thirsty ...
When they found some men in their tents.
Happy, they went to ask for food and shelter.
An arab man asked them : what are your names?
Peter replied Peter, but David, in fear, replied Mohamed.
The arab man said: Well Peter, come with me i'll get you something to eat, and as...
For all you boxing fans out there
Eighty year old woman, huge boxing fan, decides to get a couple of tattoos of her favourite pugilists done. One of Mohamed Ali on the inside of her upper right thigh, one of Mike Tyson on the inside of her upper left thigh. Pleased as punch, she goes home to her husband, lifts up her dress, s...
Muslim.
Two Muslim women were exchanging photos of their Sons, first one looked up and said, this was Ahmed at 12 he would have been a Hero if he had lived , second woman got a picture out and said this is Mohamed at 4 Years old, he also would have been a Hero if he had lived, the first woman said, they Bl...
The Egg
I'm utterly opposed to any form of egg cracking on anyone's head and I totally condemn the act of the underage violent vigilante who cracked an egg on senators head. However with that being said what it highlights is the endless distribution and importing of eggs all around the world. Rising fear of...
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