My girlfriend broke up with me for being too 'un-American'
I saw it coming from a kilometre away.
Did you know Donald Trump is banning pre-shredded cheese?
TO MAKE MERICA GRATE AGAIN
What is the difference between Americans and the British?
Americans think 200 years is a long history, while the British think 200 miles is a long trip.
Happy Fourh of July
"Hey England, Happy Fourh of July."
"Where's the T?"
"We threw it in the harbor."
Merica.
I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday...
...minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.
A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray pa...
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